Black Toilet Paper 6 Pack - Renova

As a loyal minion to the Commander-in-Chief of the Galactic Empire, I can attest to the sweet fragrance, strength and absorbency of this product: the Dark Lord of the Sith will countenance no other luxury bath tissue in his personal toilet chamber.

I deducted one star only because I fear being telekinetically throttled by Lord Vader unless new stock is received soon.

Not sure if I am using this product right, but how do the rest of you tell when you are done? I mean, you can't see.......

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This is great for stealth yard rolling in the dark of night. Save yourself some money by buying the special 36 roll "vandal pack" that usually comes out around Halloween. I use any rolls that are left over from our rolling operations in my Goth themed bathroom located in the basement dungeon.

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This TP is perfect for me. I have a rare bowel condition that makes my feces turn white (commonly known as "Bird Poop Syndrom"). When I use standard TP, I am unable to adequately determine whether or not I need to continue wiping. This has led to some embarassing moments for myself and my significant other.

Now that this product has finally arrived, I no longer have any worries! No more white stains in my black underwear. Thanks Renova!!!!

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It's January, which means corporate holiday parties all up and down the calendar -though I'm not sure celebrating three weeks after New Years' really counts as having 'holiday spirit'. Unless the true meaning of Christmas is getting the deepest discount possible on that Doubletree Inn ballroom where Joan from accounting is going to grope the mail room guy during during the "Salesperson of the Year" announcement. Did I miss a Charlie Brown special covering that? Probably.

Anyway, I had to attend one of these company 'holiday' parties -and they said it was be a swanky black tie affair. So I figured it was time to upgrade my formal wardrobe.

I hear looking good starts before you even get dressed. So I picked up six rolls of this fancy black toilet paper to wipe my pre-party bottom in STYLE. It felt like sliding down one of those ritzy velvet ropes they put outside bars I'm not allowed into -only without the friction burns and horrified strangers.

The only problem was when I cut myself shaving, and used little bits of the paper to stop the bleeding. When I showed up at the party, everyone I met thought I had face leprosy and ran away screaming. Soon, it was just down to just me and the velvet ropes by the coat check stand.

Best. Party. EVAR!